# Michael Washboard's version of the lyrics to Build a Bitch by Bella Poarch

  [Chorus]
  This ain't Build a Bitch
  You don't get to pick and choose
  Different ass and bigger boobs
  If my eyes are brown or blue
  This ain't Build a Bitch
  I'm filled with agency and dreams
  So if you need a puppet sown shut at the seam

You need to look somewhere else
'Cause my stuffing is coming loose
Not curvy enough to eye
So no one's willing to stitch or glue
Unless I'm the newest toy
The biggest bucks made in the store
Left in boxes to decay
Seems they forgot

  [Chorus]

Ken is always tryna be The Wolf of Wall Street
The Alpha Male made out of plastic, without a heartbeat
Need someone who falls apart so he can play Prince Charming
Another person to abuse
Seems they forgot

  [Chorus]

He takes me to his mansion,
Past homeless lining streets
Handing them fake money
So they get arrested
"Because if they can't get a job
Why should they deserve to live?
They should be servants of my mob
Seems they forgot"

 "This is Build a Bitch
  I do get to pick and choose
  Who gets the funds from the few
  Workers have the hustle or lose
  This is Build a Bitch
  They believe what I tell them to"
  So if I'm not perfect, I'm not built for you

Heading in in his arms, I'm kept like his possessions
Endless charms, but treated like I'm in prison
Men stand to attention for the lord of money
An army of bribers
Judges, they have forget

 "This is Build a Law
  I do get to pick and choose
  How the funds are spent by a few
  How laws are changed and applied
  This is Build a Law
  This is the overthrow for all time
  And your thoughts are now a crime"

 "Now this is all and done
  I finally get my way
  Forced to have children today
  Since there is no moral decay
  Now this is all and done
  You don't get to have any say
  Aren't you happy to have a family?"

    Beautiful, beautiful brown eyes
    Beautiful, beautiful brown eyes
    Beautiful, beautiful brown eyes
    I'll never love blue eyes again